| ME (In other words Jess Elkin) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hello, my name is Jess and I'm 19. I look like a supermodel, am clever, pretty, popular, have just passed 5 A-levels, am satisfied with life, and I've just signed a record deal with Virgin....... NOT!!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Hello, and welcome to my second page. It's much better than my first page, which was pretty crappy, and which I have a link to below, so you can compare them. Please e-mail me with comments! Well, I'm a Scorpio, which means I'm ambitious, loony, fiery, passionate, romantic, possessive, moody, and I get jealous easily. That basically sums me up really.... My chinese starsign is the Tiger, but I'm not really sure what that means. My interests: Rock climbing, sport (especially football), listening to pop music, going to the cinema, relaxing, hanging out with my mates, lazy things, etc. I hate work and anything connected, except for money. My birthday is on the 1st of November, so don't forget to send me an e-mail card!!!! I'm 13 right now. Anyway, enough of me babbling (which I do quite often). By the way, my life isn't the exact opposite of what I wrote at the top of the page..... It's just quite near. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I'd like to say a big HELLO to: Anna Hurst, Beth King, Laura Courtney, Alexa Bellingham, and Christina Stewart for being the bestest mates in the world. I'd also like to say hello to almost EVERYONE who is in the 8th year at St. Michael's middle school, which I recently left behind to go to a shitty Grammar School which gives you too much homework and is too strict. However, I must also say I HATE YOU to the following people: Edward Dickson (for being a retard), Lorraine Cotton (for being a spasticated idiot who never smiles or speaks, just grunts and stares and perves), James Coward (for being a walking encyclopedia and an egotistical git), Kyle Foster (for being a nerdy little shrimp), Duncan Fowler (for being an internet stalker), and my parents for being strict and annoying. Horrible, aren't I??? Oh yeah, and hi to my class at My new school, including Jodie, Laura C, Lauren D, Lauren M, Naomi, Rachel, Verity, Sophie, Toni, Lucinda, Lily, Susi, Kay, and Diana. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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